Many are trapped for hours in confusion and darkness

A few observations on riding by the light of the (full) moon:

The Full Worm Moon '09 was so bright heading into the (East) trails that I wished I'd brought a visored hat.

Sitting around drinking beers at random backwoods spots, and then riding really fast and loose to another of the spots, etc. is a nice way to spend your evening.

Any animal costume worn while partying shall include, as a safety feature, a tear-away head.

The spherical clumps of Manzanita and Sage both catch you and prop you up. This allows for some fun singletrack pinball action. (wear clothing that won't snag...)

Caching beers under a full moon gives them extra beer powers. This has been known to be true for thousands of years.