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07 September 2013

this _____'s unlikely nightmare

1st up in the repair stand was a box-to-ship. Fine. We got bike boxes and we got packing materiel. I have mentioned before that I like to do a thorough job. So, in packing the bits, I opened dude's seat bag to put his front wheel QR skewer in there so as to not rattle or damage the bike in shipping. I found a tire lever, a shitty glueless patch kit (honestly- those things NEVER stay on. It's a limp home at best fix), 3 Dum Dum lollipops and this:

...I wear gloves to keep all the chems off my sensitive hands.


Which I knew what it was because I read Drunk cyclist. What with frequently being one, and all.

I set that aside and finished packing the bike. Then I called the contact # and left a message to the effect that I'd found the vaporizer and we couldn't ship it, but that I would hold onto it for him so he could pick it up at his convenience. 10 minutes or so went by and I received a call-back from the contact #. Guy says that he's the customer, and "what is that? It sounds like a drug thing. Is that a drug thing?" I thought he was just messing with me, so I said, "you can put whatever it is you want to inhale in it and inhale it." And he said, "It IS a drug thing! You just busted my son." Well, what could I do but laugh? I said we'd hold onto it for him if he wanted, but he said, "Just throw it away. I'll deal with this."

Guess who's got a good used condition vaporizer.

17 December 2009

I'll be the burgher, you be the bun...


Vintage Christmas Krampus Postcard
Originally uploaded by riptheskull

Ah. Gimme that old time religion. Really keeping the schism in Christmas. After all, what's a carrot without a stick?

Church of the Sweet Ride World Headquarters will be closed for a non-denominationally scheduled mid winter break. Here's hoping all is well and plentiful with you and yours as you pull the wool over your own eyes.