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21 May 2008

shameless plug

shameless.
plug.
So, if you are going to Moab this season (and if you can, you should) you need to check out the Love Muffin Cafe for your pie-hole requirements. The food is holesome and deelicious, and I can personally recommendo the vegan waffles. Sexy ladies (I believe they made it a policy to only hire pretty girls...always a good idea, though I am sadly unable to validate the rumors of required footbinding) will pour your joe, and the cook does not wear pants.

Fact.(Though I should except the cook from the pretty girl list, as he's more of a crusty doood. When he does wear pants, they are a little girly, if that helps.)

While in Moab, you should probably ride your bike. More detailed recommendo upon request.





And, plus this guy
might put in an appearance. Those folks are down with pirates.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

pictures of Love Muffin Cafe staff needed.

Anonymous said...

what's with the picture of the sidepiping pirate?

and who's ride are you straddlin'?

aside from the possibility of cute coffee girls, this whole post reeks of ickyness.

Hunter Cycles said...

damn, I thought I looked good in tights !! not anymore..

macmorg said...

Good Grief man, I thought this was a fambly interweb page, i guess the post with the link to the winking horse's V*g*nas should have tipped me off to how wrong I was.
On another note, I think I like the picture of Rev. Dick's whangdoodle better than Pirate Dick's.
And lookit the suggestive way he points at those sheep...

dezreen said...

why wear tights at all?

Anonymous said...

check this site out. I like it. the working bikes is a cool section. www.cyclofiend.com

RT

fxdwhl said...

corporate frowns upon viewing questionable sexual material on company time. not sure what the policy is on dick prints though. i’ll need to look into it and let you know. maybe 5 dick prints = 1 visible dick.

Anonymous said...

It seems you've copied my photo of the Love Muffin Cafe without permission. Please provide photo credit with a link to the source or remove the photo from your post. Thank you.

reverend dick said...

Hey Min- you need to lighten up. Clearly, the photo was not used commercially. Credit where credit is due and all that, my bad. Still.

Anonymous said...

Too much work to give credit I guess, since you deleted the photo. You could have asked (or taken your own picture!) Plagiarism isn't cool.

reverend dick said...

Not at all. It's simply that you are unpleasant and do not wish to direct folks to your site.

Anonymous said...

That's silly. How would folks get to my site or even know where the picture came from without you providing a link? You're just upset you got busted. If you had credited the photo in the first place, this would not have been an issue. And how is it "unpleasant" to ask you to give credit for a photo you didn't take?

reverend dick said...

No. I am upset that I'm engaged in such a ridiculous exchange.

"Busted"?

What is silly is that you consider this worth so much. What does it matter?

I invite you to look over the post of which your inexcusably stolen photo was a part...it involves a pirate with a 14" cock and tights. What do you think is going on here? Some theft of your intellectual property which benefited me to the tune of millions? I didn't credit your photo because I didn't consider it important. I still don't. You are technically within your rights so I removed it. You are amazingly petty, and that is "unpleasant".

There will be no money exchanged here today, but on your death bed you will have total consciousness. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.